Wait Anon, are you responding to the “color my inbox” post or are you trying to make me sad???
Please respond!June 2013
hey yo
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.
do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
The “Crowley squint” is basically my reaction to everything.
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- him: hi
- me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
do u ever just hold ur boobs in ur hands n ur just like
boobs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shut up mom people on the internet are complimenting me
If I had a penny every time a story on here was obviously fake I could buy Tumblr back from Yahoo
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
PUNCH LINE





